Im Going Deeper Underground

I know I know.  Its been about 2 weeks since I’ve said a word.  School has kept me extremely busy.

My registration problems are still not fixed.  Monday is my last day to get things straightened out.

No more going out at night for me…Except Tuesdays with Brian and $1 drafts.

Lastly, after I got in last night I was reading my normal feeds and noticed a story that Food Network’s Rachael Ray is engadged.  So what, right?  But the picture they used for the story was one I never saw before.  After doing some reading, I come to find out that she posed for FHM in 2003.

'Hello, my friend'
Will Farrell as Neil Diamond

With Neil being on his 2005 tour, Gorilla Mask has decided to share one of the greatest SNL skits of all time -- Will Farrell as Neil Diamond.

Ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah, well, we were driving down this dark road, and I hit a kid. So, we got out, and sure enough he was dead. So, we just took off. Pretty fast. And two hours later, I wrote "Sweet Caroline".

Sweet Caroline.
Good times never seemed so good.

Thank you.

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Ashlee Simpson

Every once in a while my site gets a massive amount of traffic, when I post about some humiliating story about a celebrity. A few weeks ago, that post was Fergie of the Black-Eyed Peas and her 'sweat spot.' About a year ago, I owed all my traffic to Ashlee Simpson and her lip-synching saga on SNL. I must have got a thousand unique visits over a week on that story. With Ashlee wanting to return to SNL, I may once again have that chance.

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A day away from work leaves lots of catch-up in the worldly news.

Peter Jennings dies of lung cancer at the age of 67.

Space shuttle Discovery returns to Earth safely this morning.

New Harry Potter movie, Goblet of Fire to be rated PG-13.

Will Canada move Daylight Savings to match the new schedule for the US?

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